Laner of the Week: Dijon Express 2.0

We’re so excited to announce the launch of the second version of our custom database, Dijon Express 2.0. The new version of Dijon is bigger better and faster! We had the opportunity to sit down with Dijon 2.0 to learn a little bit more about…it.

Where did you come from?

I was a Christmas present to our CEO, Kristal from her husband, Matt Zur at Zurnet!

How long have you been working for Mustard Lane?

In total I’ve been with the Lane 6 and a half years. I recently went through a transformation, my new stage name is DE 2.0.

What’s your favorite city and why?

Dijon, France….need I say more?

What is something that made you smile today?

Zurnet fixing my wounds & Laner’s creating their profiles, I feel the love today¬†

Where do you live?

Everywhere, watch out…

What do you do in spare time?

Dabbles in the stock market and hunts down John Connor.

What’s your biggest fear?

No fears, It used to be 3.0 but I’ve outsmarted my builder.

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

50 ducks riding horses. Next!

If I were to delete you this evening with no warning, would you remember me?

I keep everything in logs. I’ll never forget you or when you clicked NO to Final Details…

Who do you look up to?

My girlfriend, Alexa. She’s loyal AF!

If you could steal credit for any great piece of art, song, film, book etc which one would you claim?

Happy Birthday of course.

If you could redesign the food pyramid without any dire health consequences how would it look?

Humans at the bottom, they’re useless.